Tales of the Parodyverse

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Anime Jason
Wed May 03, 2006 at 04:24:41 pm EDT
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Hmmm...poem week...
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Poem week? Oh. It's on.
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Nats
Tue May 02, 2006 at 11:28:25 pm EDT
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I have an old yet stupid one I did two years ago. Ten points to whoever guesses what time of year it was written:


The sleigh fires up, speakers rockin' the town
Santa spins the turntables with glee
Scratchin' as be breaks the tunes down
Rudolph had a strobe installed in his nose, you see?
'Cause he wanted to rock, not look like a clown.

To the air they took, shakin' and scratchin' all the way
till a cop pulled them over, and the officer say,
"You can't make this noise, Santa,
your reindeer's nose is keeping the town awake.
This sleigh's too noisy, rattles like a rusty rake,
this noise is scaring all the children away."

Santa replied, much to the officer's chagrin,
"Kiss my fat jolly butt, I'm out of your jurisdiction!
Now go find a donut shop and eat your fill
stop dissin' me 'till you get some skill!"

As the sleigh pulled away, speakers pumpin' louder this time,
Santa laughed a jolly laugh, scratched it on his table just for good measure
He knew the the cop wouldn't make a dime
because this holiday is his treasure.

So the lesson you see, if you're a cop
don't stop the Sleigh when you hear it rock.



To the Spirit of the Night, I surrender...


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